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Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

The Origami Society...

EU and India partnership.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Most valuable element.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'...Or not.'

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Fighting Coronavirus

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute.

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

Fart. Le Poot.