Cross-specialty Explorer Mugs

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

The Origami Society...

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

EU and India partnership.

Most valuable element.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'...Or not.'

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"

Fighting Coronavirus

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'