Cross-dressing Ally Prints

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I don't like your application."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Rainbow skier

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Is that a wig?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."