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"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Rainbow skier

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Is that a wig?'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'