Cross-dressing Connoisseur Prints

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Holy Guacamole.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

At least he died with his boobs on

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"