Cross-dressing Connoisseur Prints

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Holy Guacamole.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

At least he died with his boobs on

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok