Cross-cultural Cook T-Shirts

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

EU and India partnership.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Culture clash

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

Cheeses of Nazareth.

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'

"You call this guacamole?"

Chère Maman

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"