Cross-cultural Cook Pillows

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

EU and India partnership.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Culture clash

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

Cheeses of Nazareth.

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

"You call this guacamole?"

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"