Croissant Craver Gifts

Picking pastries.

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Somewhere in France

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"People...People who need people...."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

'Don't you dare!'

Baking

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

A Cow Reversing

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Yo yo brother, I gotta bounce.'

Pop Quiz.

Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.

'Henry is just back, but not really, from his vacation.'

French BookstoreCafe.