Croissant Craver Gifts

Picking pastries.

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Somewhere in France

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"People...People who need people...."

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'Don't you dare!'

Baking

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Yo yo brother, I gotta bounce.'

A Cow Reversing

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

Pop Quiz.

Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.