Croissant Connoisseur Gifts

Baking

Somewhere in France

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Counting ribs

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Selling lemon latt�

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

Picking pastries.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Baking

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"