Criticizing Media Pillows

'This is a very thought provoking program. The thought it's provoking is: Why am I watching this garbage?'

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

Studies show foods work miracles!

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

CIA report

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."