Media Critics Pillows

"I trust this site to tell the truth."

Targeted Advertising

"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

Tony Blair

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"The media don't manipulate the news!"

'They hired a chimp to read the news! The ratings war must really be heating up.'

The Other Vaccine

"People who watched 'Donahue'-next on 'Geraldo'!"

Scapegoat.

"What services the cable company hath bundled, let no man attempt to unbundle!"

'Ok, granted, no one is entirely like their image that's portrayed in the media, but still...'

"Somewhere in the world today something happened that didn't happen and when it didn't happen it had a tremendous impact on the lives of the people that it didn't happen to. Now, for what's not happening in the world fo sports."

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

'Our top story...Son of God returns to earth, but first here's Chad with a look at your weather.'

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"Guys my age get all their news from 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'"

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'Big Udder is Watching'

'I think it's insulting that I'm portrayed as a doddery old man in the media. If I was black or gay, I'd be a black, gay doddery old man.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Repercussions of Janet Jackson's boob.

TV program

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'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'

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'You need to get your heart rate up once a day -- try listening to Limbaugh.'

"We now interrupt this programme just for the sheer hell of it."