Critic In Disguise Pillows

"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Free Speech has heavy price.

"But is it art?"

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Trump White House Word Search

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

Mail & Political lies.

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Mother Theresa (May)

'Tell me if this hurts.'

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."

Things are looking up!

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

The muse for letters to the editor.

China 70 Years

Tony Blair 'wraps himself in the flag'.

Unsocial Security.

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.