Crisps Enthusiast Mugs

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbeque Casualty.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Crab with a clown face.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.