Crisis Follower Pillows

Europe's PIIGS-y Bank

"Stay reasonable. Otherwise we will take the bag off!"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Palin 2012

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Masters of Political Oratory

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Hard Border

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Flu Drugs.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

How Do You Take Your Evil?

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Dangerous Trumpism

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."