Criminal Psychiatrist T-Shirts

"You're allowed some final words... As long as you don't say anything that will make your situation any worse."

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America, are we learning anything?

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Violent Crime Statistics

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"Paper or plastic?"

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."