Criminal Justice Pillows

"No, I can't explain it. He was alive when I buried him."

"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

"It was WORSE than guilty! - The jury found me NONCOMPLIANT!"

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'I'll be supervising you...'

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

When Engineers Crack.

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"Complaints about your rights being abused have to be put in writing."

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'Financial planning requires long-term thinking. Especially if you get caught.'

'I won't advise it, but you do have the right to remain silent.'

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'It doesn't look good! The prosecutor and the jury foreman are high-fiving.'

"Claiming self-defence was good. Too bad you added, 'She had it coming."

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'What gets me is that we plea-bargained for all this!'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'I sentence you to ten years ? thank you for choosing the Fourth District Court.'

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"This was not in the Audit Plan."

'We have a problem.'

Victim Support banner - "My victim hasn't given me any support."

"I'm encouraging him to stay in school and go into white-collar crime."

'Very Organised Crime.'

'I tried to turn my life around, and apparently I made an illegal U-turn,'

"He's my attorney. Whatever happened to attorney-client privilege?"

Boy with policeman - "That's Kevin's new tagging device!"

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

'I'm thinking of dropping out of law school.'

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.