Criminal Justice Professionals Pillows

'If you think he's bad, just wait till they send in the social workers.'

Coronavirus and Criminals

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Do Guns Kill?

Police Statetion

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

American blood

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'Why is it always about me?'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

The Investigation

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

The annual running of the lawyers.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.