Criminal Justice Professionals Prints

'If you think he's bad, just wait till they send in the social workers.'

Coronavirus and Criminals

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Do Guns Kill?

Police Statetion

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

American blood

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Why is it always about me?'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

The Investigation

The annual running of the lawyers.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Five to Eight

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."