Crimefighting Pillows

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

The Ferguson Effect

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Ugh. Every single day.'