Crime Wave Buff Gifts

'Maybe you just miscounted your paperclips.'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Why is it always about me?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Wall Street...

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

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