Crime Translator Gifts

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

She - Interpreter - He.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Family Joules: Part 6

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Jorge Luis Borges

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

Mobsters at the Beach