Crime Strategist Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates their crime-solving skills. Our witty, creative designs are perfect for the strategist who loves a clever cup to fuel their thinking and keep the mysteries coming.

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'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.' mockup

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

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'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!'

'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!' mockup

'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!'

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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer." mockup

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'." mockup

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy! mockup

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

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"Don't editorialize."

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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Violent Crime Statistics

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'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.' mockup

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

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'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.' mockup

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...' mockup

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

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'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!' mockup

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

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'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.' mockup

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?' mockup

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

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'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.' mockup

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

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"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III." mockup

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

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"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief." mockup

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

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"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!" mockup

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

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"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday." mockup

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

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Gangster's To-Do List

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Ignorance of the Law

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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Exposed and imprisoned.

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A convict escaping during the press scrum

A convict escaping during the press scrum mockup

A convict escaping during the press scrum

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'So far we don't have any suspects.' mockup

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

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'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.' mockup

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

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Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry. mockup

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

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"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast." mockup

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

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Crime Strategist Mugs Collection

Crime Strategist Pillows

Check out our witty pillows that celebrate the sharp minds of crime strategists—perfect for adding a touch of humor to any space.

Crime Strategist Prints

Discover prints that pay homage to the genius of crime strategists—ideal for decorating their favorite workspace or relaxation spot.

Crime Strategist T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for crime strategists that combine wit and style—great for casual days filled with deduction and fun.