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'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

'I suppose it's too late to ask to see some sort of identification?'

I love New York

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Time? It's time you were snuggled up cosily in bed. Now run along with you before a bogeyman gets you."

"I should've let him pay the check!"

"What a career! She started out stealing silver thimbles and look at her now!"

'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

"Do you see the one who jumped you?"

Security Breach

'Bad dog!'

'We now have a suspect in the shocking knife attack on the tails of three sight impaired victims. However, the only thing police know about her at this point is that she's married to a farmer.'

'I think the boss is getting soft.'

Hoax Squad

'You say these were your grandmothers?'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Puss in cement boots"

Cat Burglar

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

The evidence destroyed