Crime Story Fans Mugs

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

'I suppose it's too late to ask to see some sort of identification?'

I love New York

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Time? It's time you were snuggled up cosily in bed. Now run along with you before a bogeyman gets you."

"I should've let him pay the check!"

"What a career! She started out stealing silver thimbles and look at her now!"

'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

"Do you see the one who jumped you?"

Security Breach

'Bad dog!'

'I think the boss is getting soft.'

Hoax Squad

'You say these were your grandmothers?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Puss in cement boots"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

The evidence destroyed

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'