Crime Genre Fans Mugs

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

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"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Back in 2 to 5 years.

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Taking to the sky...

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"Money or your beard!"

GOOD FELLOWS

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Bad dog!'

Total Corruption.

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."