Crime Sprees T-Shirts

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Joan Hickson

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Miami Mice

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I know your mother."

"Paper or plastic?"

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Emotional blackmail.'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.