Crime Sprees T-Shirts

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Joan Hickson

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Miami Mice

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

"Paper or plastic?"

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Al Pacino

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Emotional blackmail.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'