Crime-solving Creatives Pillows

The Police Artist.

The Police Artist.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Police film evidence

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Undercover Biophysicists

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Dog detectives

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Where my balls go?'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Locking Up Crime

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sistine murder

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

Fair and Balanced Reporting

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'