Crime Show Devotee Prints

Jail security.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"#notguilty."

Police film evidence

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."