Crime Scene Puzzle Solver Mugs

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Homes on Holmes"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Archaeologists discover a football

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'