Crime Solver Enthusiast Mugs

'I have a feeling Thomas is an undercover cop!'

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Archaeologists discover a football

"Homes on Holmes"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'