Mystery Puzzle Solver Mugs

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"Let's all write down one fun fact about where we like to bury bodies and then we'll try to guess whose is whose."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Barks in code.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A boy acting suspiciously

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'