Crime Satire Appreciators Mugs

Start their day with a dose of dark humor—our crime satire mugs showcase clever designs perfect for fans of witty crime commentary.

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"Don't worry. You're insured, aren't you?"

"Don't worry. You're insured, aren't you?" mockup

"Don't worry. You're insured, aren't you?"

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Mikado

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Mou...Man trap!

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner. mockup

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

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Excessive Paperwork

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"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?" mockup

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

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"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?" mockup

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?" mockup

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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Shoplifter behind a barcode.

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Mafia machine gun case.

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'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.' mockup

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

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The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'. mockup

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

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'And what do you do?'

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Money Launderette

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Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car. mockup

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

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Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out! mockup

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

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Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

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Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar. mockup

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

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Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas mockup

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

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'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline mockup

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

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"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?" mockup

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

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"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you." mockup

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

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How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen! mockup

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

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'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.' mockup

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

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Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour mockup

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

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"Of course we have evidence. The whole thing was captured on video."

"Of course we have evidence. The whole thing was captured on video." mockup

"Of course we have evidence. The whole thing was captured on video."

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"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip." mockup

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

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"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"

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Crime Satire Appreciators Mugs Collection

Crime Satire Appreciators Pillows

Shop our selection of humorous crime satire pillows—perfect for cozying up and showing off their love for dark comedy.

Crime Satire Appreciators Prints

Browse prints that capture the wit and humor of crime satire—ideal for decorating with a clever twist.

Crime Satire Appreciators T-Shirts

Find entertaining t-shirts that celebrate the darkly humorous world of crime satire—great for casual wear and making a statement.