Crime Policy Aficionados Gifts

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Think Tank

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Bank Robbery Statistics

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'