Crime Policy Aficionados Prints

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

Think Tank

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Bank Robbery Statistics

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...