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He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Puss in cement boots"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Robert Mitchum

Phantom of Casablanca

Uneasy Rider

Al Pacino

Diary of a DNA Cop

Noir kitty.

"I'll take it."

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"It's a dame!"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Humphrey Bogart.

"Too film noir?"

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

A holster of heavies

Detectabull

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'Well, what did you expect?'

Robert Mitchum

Marlene Dietrich