Crime Films Pillows

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

'An Oxford don'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"The trouble with you is you have no respect for an alternate life style."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Slow Night

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I know your mother."

"Paper or plastic?"

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Noir kitty.

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Chicken Crime Scene.

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'