Crime Fiction Mugs

I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...

"I'd say old school crime. None of your high tech methods here."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'It's a pretty nice warrant, all right, but I wouldn't call it 'outstanding'.'

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

"Oh, I do love a mystery."

'Jury of my peers? That's a laugh. How many of you ever kill a guy?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'They found your gene for anti-social behavior, but they're still looking for he one for robbing liquor stores.'

'We like to play it safe.'

"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

Criminal Profiling ID Parade

'I must say it's a lot less stressful in here. A year ago I was running a Ponzi scheme. I couldn't sleep...'

Legal Aid Mugger.

"Stan, are you sure this is going to work?"

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

"Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest."

"Talk Jobson, or I put the new Celine Dion CD on."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"This is NOT another violent knife crime."

'I wasn't accusing you of anything. Let's just drop it and wait for the jury recommendations.'

"How many times I gotta tell ya, Louie...we;re into cyber crime these days...No one dresses like dat for cyber crime."

Is your money safe?

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

'I just invented walking upright -- this way, I don't leave fingerprints!'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Gangster at Confessional

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'