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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

"Did you remember to bring my gardening gloves?"

Bring Me A Pen Or Else

"All that's left is to either refer 3 friends or write a brief review."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

'I still think burglar tools OUGHT to be deductible!'

"I thought we agreed I was the bad cop this week."

Burglar pops out for shopping.

Notice - This is a Neighbourhood Watch your Back Area.

C. Day Lewis.

'Don't be a hero, just give me all the cash... and a couple of cookies, and I'll be on my way.'

'OK, you try it' (Learner bank robbers).

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"For Pete's sake Harold, take mine. These banks have cameras you know."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"Puss in cement boots"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'