Crime Dramatist Mugs

'I don't care if the engine is running. You can't leave it parked out there!'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

The Philip Marlow family

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Miami Mice

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Bribery and Corruption.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Paper or plastic?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'