Crime Dramas Mugs

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Joan Hickson

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

'Ah...the new fall line up!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Paper or plastic?"

'An accident you say.'

'Hello, Mum!'

'Who wants to be Mother f*cker?'

Zombie criminals.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Miami Mice

Murphy, Murphy & Murphy - Attorneys of our law.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

"Cash-flow problems, my ass! Don't make me send over our team leader from accounts-receivable to crunch your numbers!"

Loin of duty

Next camera crew 5 mins

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Talk or Mr. Giggles swims with the fishes."

"Seriously?!! You can decipher a doctor's handwriting, but you can't read mine?!!"

Relaxation with Dick Wolf

Slow Night

The Sunday Mob

"Lose the guiding headpush on the perp, Jake. That is so cop show!"

“Some day, Paulie, we’re going to look back at this moment and say, ‘Remember that time we whacked Eddie?’”

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"

'Robbers led police on a wild chase through the city today, making good their escape. So now it's off to the semifinals.'

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

'I'm not the good cop or the bad cop. I'm the mutual cop.'