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As Car Jackers Go I'd Say they were Probably Amateurs!

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

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"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Not much cop are you!'

Police Lineup Escape

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Law 'N' Order

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'