Crime Boss In Training Gifts

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

It was official. She was desperate.

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'This should come out just right.'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"I'm your muscle's personal trainer."

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

What's 'e done, Governor?

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

Doctor tells patient: 'A spider bite will have no long-term effects, but you may find yourself donning lycra, fighting crime ...'