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'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

'I guess you missed the security warning here.'

Spray Can of Violence

Alcohol, Violence and Crime

A young Don King

You Are Here

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Prejudice/Empathy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

The evidence destroyed

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Mobsters at the Beach

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.