Crime And Punishment Aficionado Prints

'You must have doubts because even I don't know if my client is innocent or guilty.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'The highest court in the land.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The Investigation

'Make it look like an accident.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Fake Counterfeit Money

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."