Crime And Craft Aficionado Prints

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Gangster's To-Do List

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Fake Counterfeit Money

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

Exposed and imprisoned.

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