Cricket Season T-Shirts

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Two please. A batsman and a bowler.'

Fans/Team-Mates.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'...I don't like your chances!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

American Football.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'