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'What a lovely sunny day!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

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"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

"There's the remote!"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"I am a control freak."

"Have we scored yet?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"