Cricket Couch Champ Prints

'What a lovely sunny day!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Don't look at me!'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"There's the remote!"

"I am a control freak."

"Have we scored yet?"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."