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The groom that disappeared

'I've been expelled for bad behavior...'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

W. G. Grace.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Alternative fielding positions

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Ratminton

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

'It's baseball season!'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The Other Cooperstown

Dialogue about the relationship.

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'