Crew Culture Aficionado Gifts

Rowing

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

"Money is life's report card."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

TV-Mirror.

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Madonna's London stage debut.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

Monica Bellucci

"I'll be at lunch. No one thinks outside the box till I'm back."

Liz Hurley